POST TIME!

Its been a long time. Christmas has just been and with it comes a new round of games and such to review and bitch about. One game that will not feature in the "Oh god brain rape" category is the newest titlefrom the prodigous studio Infinity Ward, Modern warfare 2. I freaking LOVE infinity ward, they have yetr to make a game that isnt at least good, if not fucking FANTASTIC. The lateset installment is set five years on form modern warfare and without giving anything away, it is another hit. The story, while stupidly short, is engrossing and suitably epic, the enviroments and characters make the game believable as well as and the new weapons are futuristic without being retarded. The only problems with the game I have found are the short story and the lack of dedicated servers for multiplayer.

Im sure SandPeopl will havemore to add but Thats all i have time for for now, so buy this game, it is worth it and extremely enjoyable.

tipsOnHair Doo's

In regard to hair do's:
When considering hair do's one must consider hair not as a "hair", instead one must consider hair on a philosophical nature, because that is hairs nature.
To begin, hair must be tamed when young and supple. When the hairs collective will is chaotic and without order, to tame the hair before its unity becomes strong is imperative.
Once the voice of the hair has been broken it is now time to start thinking of the "do" your hair shall be crafted into. The model infrastructure your hair shall be moulded towards. This is when the nature of the hair must be harnessed into your creative universe. Hair is a fickle species and also self destructive, in essence hair is as paradoxical as us if not more. These paradox's are what one must build upon to create a monumental hair do. Hair must be complex as if each hair strand has an individual opinion and yet they are simple as if they strive in a common goal. Hair must look as if you've just woken up after a night of absolved memories, a sign for all the world to see that says "yeah I know my hairs like this but hey I don't even care", yet the hair must also be refined and obvious that hours of crafting magic in front of the mirror have been sunken into the do.

REMEMBER! that this do is a dangerous road. Stick to the path and pray to the do gods and you'll have a hair do that will rip the fabric of attention asunder. But should you stray from the path or plummet down one of the many pit falls that awaits you, you will have a smoking train wreck atop your head with one casualty, one giant casualty, which is you and your life. So heed the warning and embrace your creativity... but not too much.

TodaysQuote001

From Alien: Resurrection,

Ron Perlman - " Hey whats burning?"


Wheel chair guy - " Us!"


Ron Perlman - "...Shit! Your right!.... Ahhhhh!"


Wheel chair guy - "Ahhhhhhh!"

forTheFuture

Saying I forgot totally about my rating system I've decided to make a new one. This one will also be totally unique in the world of a reviewests arsenal; it will be so horrifically specific no two movies will receive the same. That said this new rating system will have two purposes. The first is to deliver you the some emotions and shit that are supposed to help you decide if you should see the movie or not. I have no idea what the second purpose is but I have no idea how to achieve the first so I'll think about that later. One problem at a time.

mapTime

I was really bored one day so I created a map for a fantasy world that I may or may not use one day. I made it pretty indecipherable, probably so I can leave me options open for most of it but I like the shape. So have a good gape and enjoy. I might post some history on the map in the future, drawing a simple map I cannot do without a tedious and detailed history.

finallyFinished

I started this pic a long time ago for a snow board art competition. I restarted it a few times and got Tukoku to do some of the line work. But now months after I finally painted it. Enjoy avid readers.

A man knows

Speak the name and death will come. On the morrow, at the turn of the moon, a year from this day, it will come. A man does not fly like a bird, but one foot moves and then another and one day a man is there and a king dies.

-Jaqen H'ghar